I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.